My friend Alicia appreciates my random stories from the emergency dept. Soooo she came up with a brilliant plan. A book! A book called, "Guess what Alicia..." and in said book I will compile short stories from the ER. They will all begin with the phrase "Guess what Alicia". I'm blogging about this so that when it gets published all my dedicated followers will have been anticipating its launch and will then rush out to purchase it, making me a millionaire! I told you this plan was brilliant! (*evil laugh)
First story.
April 6th, 2011
Guess what Alicia,
last night at work I had a lovely Asian lady as a patient. While I was checking her blood pressure she suddenly turned to me and asked if I was Chinese. bahahahahahah!
I responded, "this may shock you, but no."
(I'm blonde haired, blued eyed and as white Canadian as they come)
Her family laughed pretty hard. She was sweet. No one in their right mind would ask me if I was of Asian decent..I just hope that when I'm 96 and confused I'll ask funny questions like that.
HAHAHA I can't wait for more posts, this is the best blog EVAR and will be the best book EVAR lol! I am so beyond words thrilled you actually did this and hope you have more stories for me in the future. That was a keeper for sure ;)
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